Social Anxiety Soap "Smells like a list of pre-planned excuses."
I'm *cough* super sick
Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.
Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.